Good Manners for Good Little Boys
Episode Title: Chippy's Little Problem
[The cartoon sun rises outside of a bedroom window, illuminating the room of Little Billy, a young boy of eight years with blond, wavy hair and large blue eyes. He is sleeping in his bed in the middle of the room.]
Sun: Good morning! It's time to start the day!
[Billy opens his eyes and sits up in bed. He is naked. He stretches and smiles.]
Billy: It's a brand new morning! I wonder what adventures we'll have today?
[The opening theme rolls, ending on the show's title: "Good Manners for Good Little Boys"]
[Billy creeps out of his room, sneaking past the door to the bedroom where Papa Bear is obviously snoring. Billy puts a finger to his lips.]
Billy: Shh! I wanna go out to the forest today, but Papa Bear says I'm not supposed to. So I'm going to sneak out!
[He tiptoes past the doorway and down the hall until he reaches the front door, at which point he bounds out into the bright morning.]
Billy: Yahoo! Today's going to be a great adventure! [skips over to the edge of the forest]
[The sound of crying is heard.]
Billy: [stops] What's that?
[Billy approaches the edge of the forest, and lifts a branch to find Chippy the Chipmunk, a chipmunk character in a light brown costume. Chippy is sitting on the ground at the base of a tree, crying.]
Billy: Hey there! I'm Little Billy! What's your name?
Chippy: [sniffs] Chippy. Chippy the Chipmunk.
Billy: Well hey there Chippy. What's wrong?
Chippy: [sniffs again] All the other animals are making fun of me 'cause I've got such a small penis.
[Billy looks down at Chippy's penis. Like all the animal costumes on the show, Chippy's costume sports a hollow silicone phallus that can be pointed up or down. The phallus is filled with an artificial semen mixture, which the actor can expel from the phallus by pushing in a plunger on the inside of the suit. Unlike the other costumes, however, Chippy's phallus is only about six inches long, and less than two inches in girth.]
Billy: It looks pretty big to me! It's lots bigger than mine!
Chippy: Yeah, but you're still a growing boy! This is as big as mine's gonna get. And all the other forest animals, they keep laughing and laughing at me…
Billy: Aw, I'm sure it's not that bad. Why don't you come with me? I'm going on an adventure! I'm sure that'll cheer you up!
Chippy: [sniffs one last time, but looks hopeful] Well… yeah, okay. [stands] I'd love to come along! Thanks Little Billy!
Billy: Sure thing! I love making new friends! Come on, let's go!
[The two make their way into the forest.]
[Further into the forest, Chippy hides behind Billy nervously—their surroundings have grown quite dark.]
Chippy: Are you sure it's safe to be here?
Billy: I think so. Papa Bear always tells me not to go into the woods alone, but I'm not alone—you're here with me! Besides, Papa Bear always worries too much. He won't let me do anything fun!
Chippy: Why doesn't Papa Bear want you to go into the woods?
Billy: He says there are scary things living in the woods.
Chippy: Scary things like what?
Billy: Oh, like spiders, and snakes, and wolves, and stuff.
Chippy: S-snakes? Wolves?
Billy: Relax, Chippy, I bet he just says that to scare me-
[A nearby bush rustles, and Chippy and Billy both jump backwards in fright, clutching each other.]
Chippy: What was that?!
Billy: [now also nervous] I-I don't know…
[The bush rustles again, and Weasel, a character in a large red weasel costume, steps out.]
Weasel: Well well, what have we here? Looks like a couple of lost adventurers. [to Chippy] Hey there tiny. How ya doin'?
Chippy: [nervous but offended] Don't call me that!
Billy: Yeah! Chippy's just as good as you are, Mister!
Weasel: The name's Weasel, kid. So tell me, what're you doing out in my neck of the woods with a shrimp like this?
Chippy: I'm not a shrimp!
Weasel: With a puny little cock like that? I'm surprised you can even show your face in public!
Billy: [frowning] Come on, Chippy. Papa Bear says that when someone's mean to you, you should just ignore it and walk away. Let's go.
Weasel: [slides himself in front of them, blocking their way] Now wait a minute, wait a minute. I wasn't tryin' to make ya mad. I just wanna be helpful.
Chippy: Helpful? How?
Weasel: Well, you got that little thing and all, I thought maybe you might like some tips, you know, learn from a real master. I know someone who would be totally eager to talk to a couple of cute kids like you.
Chippy: Really?
Weasel: Yeah, a' course! On the other side of the forest here, out in the barn, there's a fella called Big Horse. Big Horse's got the biggest cock of anybody around. He loves to share—I'm sure he'd have something ta teach ya!
Billy: [looks at Chippy] What do you think? Do you want to talk to Big Horse?
Chippy: I don't know. Big Horse is really famous! Do you think he'd talk to someone like me?
Weasel: I'm sure he would. Why don't you two come along? I'll take you right to him!
[Weasel leads a somewhat reluctant Billy and Chippy through the woods and to the barn. When they reach the barn, Billy and Chippy enter to find Big Horse, a character in a black horse costume, sitting on a throne-like chair at the far end of the room. Big Horse's costume has a phallus larger than any of the others: it is a foot long and a full four inches in diameter. He sits in such a way that it is displayed prominently.]
Billy: Wow...
Big Horse: Hey there cutie. Who're you?
Billy: My name's Little Billy, and this is Chippy the Chipmunk. Weasel said you might have some advice for us. Chippy's feeling down because his penis is kind of small.
Big Horse: Well of course he is! A big cock's the best thing to have! Come here, Little Billy.
Billy: Huh? Me? Why?
Big Horse: I want to show Chippy something. Come on, don't be shy.
Billy: Okay.
[Billy steps up to Big Horse, who immediately turns him around and pushes him down onto all fours. Big Horse then lines up his enormous cock with Billy's anus and unceremoniously pushes into him. Billy is kept well-lubed and stretched for the purposes of the show, so the cock slides in easily. Billy cries out in pain as Big Horse starts to fuck him.]
Big Horse: [thrusting harshly into Billy's anus] See, little Chippy? Everyone loves taking a big ol' cock up the ass. It's so huge and filling, no one can resist it!
Billy: Ah! No! Please stop! It hurts! It hurts! It's too big!
Chippy: I dunno Mr. Horse, it looks like Billy's in pain. Are you sure that's what he wants?
Big Horse: Son, everyone wants a cock this size, and don't let anyone tell you different. People who say that size doesn't matter are just trying to make you feel better. Even if he doesn't say so, Billy's loving this. See the way his ass just swallows up my cock?
Chippy: Are you sure? It looks like a pretty tight fit. It kind of looks like you're forcing it in.
Big Horse: [grabs Billy's hair, forcing his head up as his hips continue to slam forward, riding the boy] That's because this little mare is so tight. A few rounds of this every day and his tight little ass will be begging for my cock!
Billy: [cries and whimpers]
Chippy: Big Horse, please stop! I think you're hurting him!
Big Horse: Well then, he just needs to buck up and get used to it! A little pain is a small price to pay for the privelege of having my magnificent cock inside him! He should be happy! Not everyone gets the pleasure of being ridden by this stallion.
Billy: No! Please, stop! Stop it!
Big Horse: Almost there, Billy. Hold on now.
[Big Horse comes explosively inside Billy, so much cum gushing into the boy that, in addition to the usual splatter that splashes out around the side of the Big Horse's cock, there are several additional spurts from the tip after Big Horse pulls out that land on Billy's back, coating him in semen. Billy collapses as soon as Big Horse pulls out, and Big Horse finishes coming on top of his prone form.]
Big Horse: Ah. Wonderful. Well, I hope you learned something boys. Goodbye now!
[Chippy helps a limping Billy out of the barn and onto a path around the side of the forest, heading back towards home.]
Chippy: Gee Little Billy, are you okay?
Billy: No! That was awful, Chippy! Big Horse's cock is way too big, and it hurt really bad! That didn't feel good at all!
Chippy: I'm sorry, Little Billy! We never should've gone there.
Billy: Well, did it help you with anything?
Chippy: No! He didn't teach me anything at all!
Billy: Well, I learned that a big cock isn't all it's cracked up to be. Just because his cock was big, didn't mean it made him any better at sex. Chippy, I bet you'd be much better.
Chippy: Aw, wow Little Billy. You really mean that?
Billy: Sure I do! In fact, why don't we try it right now? I mean, I'm already all wet from Big Horse's cum. I wanna feel what it's like when you fuck me!
[Billy sinks to his knees in the middle of the road and leans forward onto his elbows, lifting his cum-stained ass up towards Chippy.]
Chippy: Are you sure Little Billy?
Billy: Definitely! Put it in me, Chippy!
[Chippy gets down onto his knees and slides his own cock into Billy's ass. It slides in easily, and Chippy leans down over Billy's back, fucking him in short, sharp thrusts.]
Billy: Ah! Chippy! That feels good!
Chippy: Are you sure you're okay, Little Billy?
Billy: Yeah, it's much better! Oo! I can feel you hitting a good spot!
[Chippy reaches around with one paw and starts stroking Billy's cock as he fucks him.]
Billy: Ah! Oh, Chippy! That's so good! It feels really good!
[Chippy continues to fuck him for several minutes, until Billy comes underneath him.]
Chippy: Ah! Billy! I'm going to come! Can I come inside you please?
Billy: Yes! Yes! Come inside me!
[Chippy comes, with the usual splatter of cum splashing out of Billy around his cock. He pulls out slowly and sits back, breathing heavy.]
Chippy: Wow Little Billy, thank you so much! That was great!
Billy: [turns over to face Chippy] Yeah, it was! See, it doesn't matter if your cock is big or small! Because you wanted to make me feel good, it was much better, and that's what's important! And your cock didn't feel like it was about to split me in half either, like Big Horse's did.
Chippy: Wow, you're right Little Billy! I guess having a smaller cock isn't so bad after all! Thank you! I feel a whole lot better now!
Billy: [sits up] I'm really glad, Chippy! Now come on, let's go!
[The two walk a little further, only to see Papa Bear approaching from the other direction.]
Billy: Uh-oh! It's Papa Bear!
Papa Bear: Little Billy! You're a bad boy! You snuck out of the house this morning without telling me! What do you have to say for yourself!
Billy: [hangs his head] Sorry Papa Bear.
Papa Bear: [grabs Billy's hand and drags him down the road] Bad boys get punished! You just wait 'til we get home!
Billy: [waves to Chippy as he's dragged off] Bye Chippy!
Chippy: [waves back] Bye Little Billy! And thanks again! [turns to the camera and smiles, shrugging] I guess you can't win 'em all.
[The camera cuts to Billy's house, with Papa Bear sitting on a chair, Billy layed out on his stomach over Papa Bear's knees. Papa Bear raises a large paw and begins to enthusiastically spank Billy's bottom. Billy cries out as each ringing slap lands on his behind. The camera moves back to a silhouette of Billy and Papa Bear, seen through a yellow-tinged window. The shot pulls slowly out on the image of Billy being harshly spanked, his cries still audible, as the scene fades to black.]
[END]